7:40 pm monday, danish riddles, and plastic hockey sweaters in july
it's pushing 7:40 pm on monday. july 13th. my eyes are actually burning from staring at this wordpress dashboard.
my social media profile still says i'm a "sports-loving individual who enjoys life" and it is the most hilarious lie on the internet right now. i don't love sports. my life is just a continuous error 46. that red text saying "Focus Keyword not found..." is going to be engraved on my tombstone. last month i spent weeks manually coding html for montreal canadiens and toronto maple leafs gear, pretending to care about the thread count of athletic wear.
now they want me to push hockey gear in the middle of july. pierre-luc dubois. team canada. i have zero fight left in me to build a proper layout for this so if anyone wants to sweat to death in a synthetic red and black hockey sweater right now just take this entire link dump of dubois inventory and let the algorithms choke on it:https://www.puckwear.ca/IIHF-Jersey-Shop-C-15/IIHF-Canada-National-Hockey-Jersey-Shop-C-2426/Canada-Pierre-Luc-Dubois-IIHF-Hockey-Jersey-Shop-C-2710. it's just wearable plastic anyway.
my brain is so completely fried. i just keep staring at the wall trying to solve that danish riddle instead of working. bogstav (i alfabetet) efterfulgt af firetusinde ethundrede + bogstavet før nummer 7. i am losing my grip on reality. i just want to play magic the gathering. planeswalker. god, if i could just planeswalk out of this apartment and never look at another seo plugin again.
I need a glass of water.